Posts Tagged ‘fake’

Today’s best surreal fake comment from a spammer.

January 25, 2014

Below is the actual text. What I wonder is whether this stuff is generated by someone who simply doesn’t speak English well or if it is generated by a machine.

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Horrors from the Spam Filter of Terror: Best fake comments lately

October 27, 2013

NOTE: All that follows are real fake comments from spammers snagged by the spam filters. I am not even showing you the ones that now arrive in Chinese! What is scary is that a lot of this stuff would get through on other sites that operate without spam filters and a moderator. Any links to their websites have been deleted. I left in all of the typos and mangled grammar from the originals, to the retching of my site’s spell-checker. The spammers were hawking everything from illegal movie downloads (The Hunger Games, which spammed me twice) to fake designer watches and (I kid you not) medical images. Note how the first spammer is asking me to post my URLs for LinkedIn, Facebook, and Twitter on the site. I guess he wants to spam those as well. Anyhow, let the horror show begin!

SPAM STARTS NOW:

I drop a comment when I like a article onn a site or if I have something too contribute to
the discussion. Usually it’s triggered by the passion displayed in the post I read.

And on this post Finally, Windows update breaking
in XP after a fresh install may be fixed. Here is the solution below: | Jamesacooley’s Blog.
I was excited enough to post a comment 🙂 I ddo have a couple of questions for you if you usually ddo not mind.
Could it be only me or does it look like some of the responses come across
as if they are coming from brain dead people? 😛 And, if you are writing at additional social sites, I’d like to keep up with anything new you have
to post. Would you list the complete urls of your communal pages like your linkedin profile,
Facebook page or twitter feed?

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new nike nfl jerseys leaked [SPAMMER WEB LINK DELETED!]

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It’s an awesome piece of writing designed for all the internet people; they will
obtain advantage from it I am sure.

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A clueless spammer post too awful not to post

October 25, 2013

Try to figure out what in the heck this fake comment spam post from a sex-cam site is trying to say:

hi! , I like your current creating a great deal! proportion many of us communicate more to do with the post for America online? I need an authority to the picture in order to resolve this trouble. May be that is certainly anyone! Taking a look to look at you.

Dropped Facebook again. Goodbye to Joe Blow the Midget!

June 9, 2013

Looks like anything I post there gets scanned by who knows which Intel agencies. Screw it.

Of course, the whole page was faked info anyway.

Ladies: Would you trust your health and your breasts to this spammer?

May 9, 2013

What follows below is the actual fake comment some spammer of herbal breast enhancement products tried to slither into my blog. The spam filters nailed it, but I found it hilarious and am posting it (minus the spammer links).

Why would ANYONE trust a product bought from a spammer who posted THIS as an enticement?

“Just about every goblet is normally coupled to the with complexions most typical left side as well as the best ones. female discusses your girlfriend’s belonging to the any time you are experience. knead, even bigger and also rounded overall look. Many females who wants to maximize teat volume go over follow-up trying and corrective chest enhancement surgical procedure.”

All about my fake Facebook Page: Joe BlowtheMidget

April 27, 2013

This disclaimer is from my shameless faked Facebook page called Joe BlowtheMidget:

This is a fake Facebook page. This is a fake name (old Blondie reference). The birthday is false. Everything about it is fake, other than the statement that Timeline Sucks. That is true. The rest is as false as the latest Obama campaign ad (any of them).

If you want to alert the Facebook Police, feel free to do so. I am shamelessly violating their TOS. But, I am also not hiding it. Indeed, they can read all about it on Facebook.

Oh, and they can also read that Timeline Sucks.

This page exists for the sole purpose of viewing other Facebook pages without being deluged with “friend” requests, tagged photos, inane posts, ads, and general crap that comes with Facebook. I don’t care what you had for lunch or just listened to on the radio. You likely don’t care what I ate for breakfast or the story I thought was cool on Drudge. The latest blurry pics from a mobile phone of your cute cat also mean nothing to me. Ditto (in hindsight) for the junk I also used to post. Yes, I was also guilty of excessive “Facebook Crap” until I realized nobody read it (not even me).

This is a Facebook page for people who simply want to be left alone. it is “Unsocial Media” at its finest.

If you stumble across it, don’t bother trying to “friend” me. I won’t approve it. If you simply must do something, I can accept “likes”. Though, anyone who honestly LIKES this page must be a misanthrope.

NOTE: I got tired of this fake page and did a couple of more since. The latest is for Zark Muckerberg..  I also have a fake LinkedIn account, a fake Google?YouTube account, etc. All of them contain enough obvious red-flags to “fakiness” that any screen should catch them. None do.

Answer to spammer question in their fake comment to the blog

April 22, 2013

Fake question from spammer:

“First of all I want to say excellent blog! I had a quick question in which I’d like to ask if you do not mind. I was interested to find out how you center yourself and clear your mind before writing. I have had a difficult time clearing my thoughts in getting my ideas out. I do take pleasure in writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are generally lost just trying to figure out how to begin. Any ideas or hints? Thank you!”

Honest answer:

“I go to my spam filter and delete all of the poorly worded fake comments before writing each new spam post. That “centers” me. And, it amuses me. Now, please FOAD.”

Four years of blogging and 13,707 spammer “comments. Scary, huh.

April 17, 2013

I thought this little stat from the spam protection that runs in the background on this blog might be of interest. I have had this blog for four years this month. In that time spammers have tried to post 13,707 fake comments to it.

Thinks about that for a second and try to imagine what this blog would be like if it didn’t operate with both automatic spam filtering and active moderation of comments. The comments section would be wholly useless, with any legitimate feedback buried under a mountain of ‘bot-generated spam.

Now think about this monstrous load of evaded spam and how every other blog is facing a similar bombardment.

There is a cost to all of this unwanted junk and it is shared by every legitimate user of the Internet.

The irony is that this post will draw multiple fake comments from spammers, as my posts on spam seem to be one of their favorite targets.

Today’s bizarre spam fake “comment” trying to evade the spam filters.

March 28, 2013

DO these clowns think anybody believes this was written by a human being who actually read the article and replied?

“Your blog is around hilarious things. It has humorous pictures, gifs, kittens and cats, rates, video clips and even more. Many of them are exceedingly humorous and in addition genuinely humorous. If you like this interesting material adhere to me….”