Samples of the drivel that spammers bombard blogs with as fake comments:

Anyone with a blog gets to deal with spam. Spam filters and moderating comments are what is needed to keep this little personal blog from being drowned in fake comments with links to shady merchants. Here are actual some samples of the garbage that blog moderators get to deal with from bots that post fake comments. All of these are direct quotes:

“I actually wanted to write a brief note to be able to say thanks to you for those amazing steps you are placing at this site. My considerable internet search has finally been honored with good quality know-how to write about with my guests. I ‘d state that that we site visitors are quite blessed to be in a fantastic site with many marvellous individuals with very beneficial tips. I feel truly grateful to have discovered your entire website page and look forward to many more amazing times reading here. Thanks once more for a lot of things.”

“Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to more added agreeable from you! However, how could we communicate?”

“Hello.This post was extremely fascinating, especially because I was investigating for thoughts on this matter last Saturday.”

“I’ve been browsing online more than three hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It’s pretty worth enough for me. In my opinion, if all website owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the net will be a lot more useful than ever before.”

NOTE: This was actually the fourth time this particular spammer tried to slither onto the site. They do at least change up the wording on each blast out.

“Nice site over here! I’ll just wanna say thnx for that. If you like to visit my website cherk out: (Porn link deleted) thanks for visiting!”

“Excellent post. I was checking constantly this blog and I’m impressed! Very useful info particularly the last part 🙂 I care for such info a lot. I was seeking this particular information for a very long time. Thank you and best of luck.”

“My spouse and i ended up being so joyous Michael managed to complete his studies out of the ideas he got through your web site. It is now and again perplexing just to be giving freely guidelines which often many others may have been trying to sell. And now we acknowledge we’ve got the website owner to give thanks to for this. The type of explanations you made, the simple website navigation, the friendships you can help instill – it is everything unbelievable, and it’s really facilitating our son in addition to the family do think this subject matter is pleasurable, which is wonderfully essential. Many thanks for all!”

“Wow! Thank you! I constantly wanted to write on my website something like that. Can I include a portion of your post to my site?”

NOTE: This one came in three times different spam locations, one after another. It may have been the same spam bot blasting out links for multiple clients.

“I’m still learning from you, but I’m trying to reach my goals. I certainly love reading everything that is written on your website.Keep the information coming. I enjoyed it!”

NOTE: This one came in while I was writing up this post. So, lucky them, they also get to enjoy ridicule.

“You are a very clever individual!”

NOTE: A most perceptive spammer.

Anyhow, I hate to miss a chance to heap scorn and abuse on these dishonest scum-sucking bottom-feeders of the Internet (with no offense meant to honest scum-sucking bottom-feeders like fish).


3 Responses to “Samples of the drivel that spammers bombard blogs with as fake comments:”

  1. jamesacooley Says:

    Meanwhile, the fake spammer compliments on the blog on a post ABOUT FAKED COMMENTS BY SPAMMERS keep rolling in. Indeed, it is favorite blog post target for spammer comments at my site now.

    Today’s favorite: “I truly love your blog.. Very nice colors & theme. Did you make this amazing site yourself? Please reply back as I’m planning to create my own personal website and would love to know where you got this from or what the theme is named. Appreciate it!”

  2. jamesacooley Says:

    Today’s winner of best spammer drivel:

    “Very good article. And to be on-topic with the post, I don’t know for you girls but to me hair is really the most important factor for my look. My hair stilist on the saloon where I go offered me for about 2 months ago some type of hair oil that will make my hair grow faster and thicker. I don’t want to spam this blog so, who wants to find more details can click on my user name.Also my apologies for my bad english :)”

  3. jamesacooley Says:

    Another clueless spammer comment offered for ridicule and scorn:

    “hi there, your web site is discount. Me thank you for do the job 737387”

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